100 skills every Crazy Waiter should know (part 1)

Inspired by this list our own list! Take it as serious as you think it should be! How many points do you have?

  1. Holding 3 plates with food in 1 hand and one in the other (1 point)
  2. Taking orders in 3 langues (1 point)
  3. Taking orders in 4,5 or 6 languages (2, 3 or 4 points)
  4. Handling complaints (2 points)
  5. Inventing your own lyrics on existing songs (1 point)
  6. Singing a song with a random word (1 point)
  7. Flirting with beautiful young (not too young though) Italian girls (1 point)
  8. Flirting with ugly old woman (3 points)
  9. Pre-bussying (clearing) a whole table of four in one time (2 points)
  10. Stop young children who cry and if possible make them smile every time you pass (2 points)
  11. Opening a wine bottle with a opener (1 points)
  12. Changing a beerfust (1 point)
  13. Serving the plates together with a collegue in a synchronized way (2 points)
  14. Make a Margherita (2 points)
  15. Knowing the difference between the production of red and white wine (1 points)
  16. Knowing the difference between sparkling and not sparking wine (2 points)
  17. Influencing the hostess, so you get the best tables (1 points)
  18. Influencing the hostess so you won’t get the latest tables so you can see your ‘girl friend’ (2 points)
  19. Debrassing 10 plates in one time (2 points)
  20. Cleaning invisible the knives while they are already on the table (2 points)

(the other 80 skills will follow in part 2, 3 4 and 5)

One thought to “100 skills every Crazy Waiter should know (part 1)”

Leave a Reply